In second place in the Euro 2020 championship it’s…us, England.

Italy beat England on penalties in the final of the Euro 2020 championship, something that’s made every England fan shake their head in collective disbelief.

You won, Italy. Enjoy the championship, we hope it makes you very happy.

Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Italy. You’ve ruined football coming home, completely, so you could win another final. We hope you plan on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.

So Italy, collect your little trophy and then get off our property.

And every other European country can sod off as well.