A woman who’s been suffering from a sore throat, a variety of aches and pains, and severe fatigue has been diagnosed with having children.

Kaitlyn Riley, 29, was concerned that she might have contracted the coronavirus, so paid a visit to her doctor.

After explaining her symptoms to her doctor, she asked if Kaitlyn had children. When Kaitlyn confirmed that she had three kids, the doctor diagnosed her with being a mother.

‘It’s not the coronavirus. Your throat is sore from having to shout all the time and you’re tired because you’re looking after three useless beings 24/7; four if you include your husband,’ said the doctor.

Kaitlyn has been advised to take a weekend to herself to relax, possibly by drinking mild poison while wallowing in her own filth.

Or, a bath, as it’s more commonly known.