President Joe Biden has had the White House fumigated and cleaned after he noticed the lingering smell of bullshit the day following Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s visit.

The White House has been closed for the day while several fumigation teams go about their work. While some teams are spraying for bugs, others are spraying the building in sanitizer. One team is also checking under the floorboards for any dead animals.

President Biden made the order after noticing a strong stench throughout the White House.

“I don’t know what it is or where it came from but I don’t like it,” Biden said about Johnson. He also wasn’t keen on the smell that seems to have been left in Johnson’s wake.

This isn’t the first time that fumigators have had to help deal with Boris Johnson’s “earthy aroma”. The House of Commons is regularly cleaned and fumigated, as is 10 Downing Street.

“In some ways, the pandemic has been a blessing. You can wear a mask to cover your nose and mouth around him now and it doesn’t look suspicious,” one of Johnson’s aides told us.