Prince Andrew has defended his family against allegations of racism, saying that the Royal Family shouldn’t be defined by their racism when some of them are nonces too.

The Duke of York, who’s alleged to have had 10,000 teenage girls, believes that it’s unfair to label his family as racist when they could equally be labelled as paedophiles.

‘The interview that Harry and Meghan conducted absolutely appalled me. Yes, we were concerned about Archie’s skin colour. I was also looking forward to seeing the girls he brought home though.

‘To define us by our racism when some of us are nonces really gets under my skin,’ said Prince Andrew.

Prince Andrew’s comments suggest that he isn’t the only nonce in the palace.

Prince Charles, a close friend of disgraced paedophiles Jimmy Savile and bishop Peter Ball, has been unavailable for comment.