The long-anticipated fight between Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua WILL go ahead, despite AJ recently losing his WBA, IBF and WBO world titles.

British fight fans have been salivating over the prospect of Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua squaring off for years. Timing and circumstances have pushed the fight back on multiple occasions…until now.

We can reveal that Fury and Joshua have agreed to fight over the last tankful of petrol in Britain. The fight will take place at Shell Service Station, Wembley in just three days time. Tyson Fury’s WBC world title will NOT be on the line.

“This should have been a fight to make an undisputed champion but that lazy dosser lost all of his titles so it’s going to have to be over petrol instead,” said Fury. The WBC champion seemed confident that he’d win the fight, “AJ’s always running out of gas and he’s going to run out of petrol soon too.”

While there have been dozens of fights breaking out in petrol stations in the last couple of days, none will have the allure of Fury vs AJ.

Keith, a local drunkard, will sing the national anthem before the fight, or at least the bits he remembers.