Tony Blair’s eligibility for a knighthood has been called into question after a background check found that he has no history of sexual misconduct.

Certain voices within the royal circles have questioned whether a man with Tony Blair’s background is fit for a knighthood.

“Some will point to his history of war crimes and tax evasion as more than enough to ensure him of a knighthood but his lack of sexual misconduct is a real concern.

“He’s had no links to Jeffrey Epstein and no women have accused him of anything beyond being a neoliberal bastard. It’s all very troubling and not what the royal institution is about,” said one concerned royal aide.

Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile and Stuart Hall make up just three of the disreputable characters who’ve previously received royal honours despite a history of sex offences.

Some are even made princes.