White House officials uncertain whether President Biden is dead or just napping
There is panic in the White House today after government officials revealed that they’re uncertain if President Biden is napping at his desk or actually…
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White House fumigated after President Biden notices smell of bullshit following PM Johnson’s visit
President Joe Biden has had the White House fumigated and cleaned after he noticed the lingering smell of bullshit the day following Prime Minister Boris…
President Biden announces significant cutbacks to White House fake tan budget
President Biden has announced that the White House will be making ‘significant cutbacks’ to its fake tan budget. The fake tan budget under President Trump…
President Trump pays $1 to dress in casual clothes on his last day in office
President Trump has paid $1 so that he can dress in his casual clothes on his last day in office. The money will go to…
Brain-eating amoeba dies of starvation after reaching the White House
A brain-eating amoeba has died of starvation after it managed to make its way from Texas to the White House. It’s unknown exactly how the…
Starving ZOMBIES leave the White House after finding no food
A hungry horde of zombies has left the White House after not being able to find a single scrap of food. The zombies, who feast…
White House locked down after Trump staffer attempts escape
The White House was locked down yesterday after a member of President Trump’s staff attempted to escape its confines. The staff member has been named…
Donald Trump certain that White House mirrors are spying on him
President Donald Trump has demanded that Secret Service dismantle and thoroughly investigate all mirrors in the White House after spotting someone looking back at him….
Donald Trump accuses Joe Biden of hiding in the White House and spying on him
President Trump has spent the last several days in the White House checking every nook and cranny, feeling certain that former Vice President Joe Biden…
White House staff leave President Trump in ball pit over the weekend
Donald Trump has been left in the White House ball pit over the weekend while staff return home to their loving families, it has emerged….