Vladimir Putin’s approval rating drops to an all-time low of 112%
Vladimir Putin’s presidency could be under threat after a recent poll showed that his approval rating has dropped to an all-time low of 112%. President…
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Skripal poisoning was consensual, claims Putin
President Vladimir Putin is now claiming that the Skripal poisoning case was consensual and agreed upon by both parties beforehand. With investigators finding that one…
‘American intelligence can’t be trusted,’ says best example of that
American intelligence can’t be trusted and is the laughing stock of the world, according to the man who best exemplifies that. President Vladimir Putin met…
Winner of the last US election to meet Donald Trump
The true winner of the last US election is scheduled to meet Donald Trump today in an effort to keep up appearances. President Vladimir Putin…
Saudi Arabia manager denies reports Putin has video of Russian hookers peeing on him
The manager of the Saudi Arabia international football team has denied reports that President Vladimir Putin has video footage of Russian sex workers pissing on…
Corbyn vows to hit Putin with a MAJOR leaflet campaign
Jeremy Corbyn has vowed to take action against Vladimir Putin, with it becoming increasingly clear that Russia did have something to do with the Salisbury…
76.6% of Russian population receives the antidote after electing Putin
President Vladimir Putin has graciously dispatched the antidote to all 76.6% of the nation’s population that voted for him in yesterday’s Russian election. Before they…
Vengeful CIA finds vilest most egomaniacal Russian to install as their next president
The CIA has found the most evil and abhorrent Russian they could get their hands on and now plans to install him as the next…
Despised dictator and enemy of democracy meets Vladimir Putin
Russia is up in arms after President Vladimir Putin met and shook the hand of known ‘enemy of democracy’, Theresa May. Politicians and citizens alike…
Putin announces future Russian election win with 107% of the vote
Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced a 2018 election that he will win with an historic 107% of the vote. The pre-determined outcome will give…