Pfizer to include dose of Viagra in every vaccine to encourage seniors to get vaccinated
Pfizer has announced that it will include a dose of liquid Viagra in every COVID-19 vaccine to encourage senior citizens to get vaccinated. Pfizer, who…
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Billy Goats now control 5% of humans after vaccine coding error by Microsoft
Billy Goats are now in control of 5% of all humans after Microsoft made a spelling error in the code of chips placed inside every…
Slow vaccine rollout blamed on Bill Gates as he meticulously places microchip in each vial
The slow rollout of the COVID-19 vaccine has been blamed on Bill Gates, who is meticulously placing a small microchip into each vial of the…
Covid-19 vaccine more scared of what’s in you than you are of what’s in it
Covid-19 vaccine is considerably more scared of what’s in you than you are of what’s in it, according to no lesser an authority than the…
Government chooses least effective COVID-19 vaccine after learning it’s from Oxford University
The British government has chosen to bulk order the least effective of the COVID-19 vaccines after learning it’s from Oxford University. While the Pfizer-BioNTech and…
Jolene funds 100% effective COVID-19 vaccine in latest blow to Dolly Parton
Jolene has funded a pharmaceutical company that has created a COVID-19 vaccine that is 100% effective in another blow to Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton had…
Boris Johnson working on COVID vaccine that’s 10% effective to cover for the 90% effective one
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has revealed that he’s almost finished work on his own vaccine, which he promised will prevent 10% of COVID-19 infections. After…
President Trump files trademark for proprietary COVID-19 vaccine Bingolfin
President Donald Trump has filed a trademark for a COVID-19 vaccine that he has made himself and called Bingolfin. Bingolfin is the result of minutes…