Chris Grayling backs Tony Blair to be the next Tory Party leader
Conservative MP Chris Grayling has today officially backed Tony Blair to become the next leader of the Conservative Party and the new PM. The transport…
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Tony Blair accuses Jeremy Corbyn of producing CHEMICAL WEAPONS at allotment
Former PM Tony Blair has sensationally accused Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn of producing deadly chemical weapons at his London allotment. Corbyn has been spotted working…
Photo emerges of Jeremy Corbyn stood with international war criminal
A photograph has been leaked to the press that appears to show Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn with a well-known international war criminal. The war criminal…
Brexit and Corbyn would ruin economy, says last man to ruin Britain’s economy
A hard Brexit followed by Jeremy Corbyn becoming prime minister would leave Britain and its economy in tatters, according to a man who knows a…
The Joker reveals his face without make-up
The Joker left the world shell-shocked today after appearing without his trademark make-up in a bid to be taken more seriously. Not only did he…
Mystery ‘killer clown’ attacks Jeremy Corbyn on the streets of Westminster
A man dressed as a ‘killer clown’ assaulted Jeremy Corbyn as he walked through Westminster in the early hours of the morning. The clown jumped…
Jeremy Corbyn furious after Tony Blair spotted shitting on his allotment plot
Jeremy Corbyn is said to be furious after learning that Tony Blair took a dump in his allotment plot yesterday. According to an eye witness…
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Tony Blair heads to The Winchester, has a nice cold pint, and waits for all this to blow over
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has been spotted camping out in his local pub, The Winchester. There, it is said, he’s enjoyed several nice cold…
Laws don’t matter when you’re a politician, study finds
A recent study has conclusively proven that the law can be safely ignored…but only if you’re a politician. Whether it’s leading your country into a…