Englishman arrested after house found to contain no kettle
An Englishman has been arrested after police stormed his house and found that it didn’t contain a kettle. The arrest of Lee Warrington, 37, came…
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‘No way to prevent this,’ says only nation where this happens regularly
British people are in mourning today after yet another biscuit crumbled into a hot cup of tea on a failed dunking attempt. Witnesses say they…
Southerner sits down to enjoy a cup of tea-flavoured milky water
A man from the south of England is sitting down to drink a cup of tea so weak that northerners have called it an ‘abomination’….
Labour drops in polls after Jeremy Corbyn revealed to make tea MILK FIRST
Labour has dropped a spectacular twenty points in opinion polls after the Daily Mail revealed that Jeremy Corbyn makes his tea by putting milk in…
People who put milk in tea first to be stripped of English citizenship
Dangerous individuals who insist on putting milk into a cup of tea BEFORE boiling water will be stripped of their English citizenship as punishment, according…
Brave biscuit lost in tragic dunking disaster
A delicious rich tea biscuit has been lost in a tragic dunking disaster after slipping through a woman’s fingers and submerging in a cup of…
Dunking digestives in tea more addictive than heroin, scientists find
A scientific team with decades of experience in the field of human addiction have found that dunking digestive biscuits in a sweet cup of tea…