‘We need to get foreign influence out of British politics,’ says man funded by Russia
Britain must remove the scourge of foreign influence from its politics, according to a man who is almost entirely funded by Russian sources. The MEP…
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Skripal poisoning was consensual, claims Putin
President Vladimir Putin is now claiming that the Skripal poisoning case was consensual and agreed upon by both parties beforehand. With investigators finding that one…
Winner of the last US election to meet Donald Trump
The true winner of the last US election is scheduled to meet Donald Trump today in an effort to keep up appearances. President Vladimir Putin…
Nation full of hard-working Eastern Europeans to face Croatia in the semi-final
Croatia are set to meet a nation full of industrious Eastern Europeans in the 2018 World Cup semi-final after England triumphed over Sweden. Croatia beat…
Saudi Arabia manager denies reports Putin has video of Russian hookers peeing on him
The manager of the Saudi Arabia international football team has denied reports that President Vladimir Putin has video footage of Russian sex workers pissing on…
Corbyn vows to hit Putin with a MAJOR leaflet campaign
Jeremy Corbyn has vowed to take action against Vladimir Putin, with it becoming increasingly clear that Russia did have something to do with the Salisbury…
Corbyn is ‘Kremlin’s useful idiot’, says Britain’s useless idiot
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has been described as ‘the Kremlin’s useful idiot’ by a man known as Britain’s most useless idiot, Boris Johnson. The foreign…
76.6% of Russian population receives the antidote after electing Putin
President Vladimir Putin has graciously dispatched the antidote to all 76.6% of the nation’s population that voted for him in yesterday’s Russian election. Before they…
Vengeful CIA finds vilest most egomaniacal Russian to install as their next president
The CIA has found the most evil and abhorrent Russian they could get their hands on and now plans to install him as the next…
Russian athlete denies doping allegations after growing new set of arms
One Russian athlete at the 2018 Winter Olympic Games has officially denied doping allegations, despite the fact he has recently grown two new arms. With…