Queen FURIOUS after ‘traffic accident’ doesn’t do the job this time
Queen Elizabeth II is said to be ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS after a ‘traffic accident’ she set-up didn’t achieve its intended result. Prince Philip survived a car…
Royal Family
Meghan Markle reports royal baby has already started shapeshifting in her womb
Duchess Megan Markle has reported that her royal baby is already performing its first shapeshifting attempts inside of her. While the baby of Duchess Megan…
Foreign family receiving OUTRAGEOUS benefits package and lavish council house
A large foreign family is receiving a benefits package costing taxpayers MILLIONS of pounds as well as Britain’s most lavish council house, Buckingham Palace. The…
Queen Elizabeth unsure whether she’ll attend Royal Wedding in lizard form or not
Queen Elizabeth II could break with centuries of royal tradition by ditching her human facade and appearing at the Royal Wedding in her more informal…
Kate Middleton gives birth to beautiful baby lizard
Duchess Kate Middleton has made Britain proud by giving birth to a beautiful baby lizard, her third royal child. It’s already been announced that the…
Royal family in panic as another member set to marry outside the family
The royal family is said to be in ‘panic mode’ after Princess Eugenie announced she would marry boyfriend Jack Brooksbank, a man who is no…
Markle family uncertain if they’re ready to accept a ginger
Sources from inside the family of Meghan Markle are claiming that the Markle family are not yet certain whether they’re ready to accept a ginger…
Queen tells Britain’s poorest to ‘spin on it’
The Queen has told the rest of Britain that she’ll do whatever she wants with her money after leaked documents revealed she has £10 million…
Couple on benefits expecting THIRD child
A couple claiming welfare have announced they’re expecting their third child despite not being able to support a family through their own work. The couple,…
Prince George’s birthday party will cost more than you’ll make in a decade, you peasant
The royal family are celebrating the fourth birthday of Prince George by holding a party that will cost more money than you’ll make in a…