Prince Philip leaves hospital after siphoning vitality from four previously healthy teenagers
Prince Philip has left hospital after a successful procedure in which doctors hooked him up to four teenagers to siphon off their vitality. The bodies…
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‘We’re not a family of racists, some of us are nonces too,’ says Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew has defended his family against allegations of racism, saying that the Royal Family shouldn’t be defined by their racism when some of them…
Prince Andrew agrees to be stripped, until realising people mean of his royal titles and not by teenage girls
Prince Andrew has agreed to be stripped, until he realised that people meant stripped of his titles and not by teenage girls. The Duke of…
Man in critical condition after accidental overdose of royal news
A local man has been hospitalised after overdosing on news about the Royal Family. His condition is described as critical. James Rand, 22, is in…
Pro-active Queen opens Tinder account
A pro-active Queen Elizabeth II has opened an account on Tinder, while her husband lies ill in hospital. Faced with the prospect of spending her…
Meghan Markle bullies Royal Family into pulling the plug on Prince Philip
Meghan Markle has ordered the Royal Family to pull the plug on Prince Philip, who’s currently recovering from a heart procedure in hospital. It’s hoped…
Woman with a gold piano and diamond-encrusted hat doesn’t want people to know she’s rich
An elderly woman with a gold piano, diamond-encrusted hat and several large palaces to her name doesn’t want anyone to know that she’s rich. Elizabeth…
Queen Elizabeth opens OnlyFans account to help make ends meet
Queen Elizabeth II has opened an account on OnlyFans to help make ends meet, according to a statement from Buckingham Palace. Facing a £30 million…
Queen confesses to cheating on Prince Philip with Stormzy
Queen Elizabeth II has left the world reeling after admitting to cheating on Prince Philip with Stormzy last year. The shocking confession came during ‘Royal…
Royal Family arranges relaxing trip through Paris tunnels for Prince Andrew
The Royal Family has clubbed together to arrange a relaxing car ride through the tunnels of Paris for Prince Andrew. The trip was arranged after…