Queen accepts child sacrifice in order to prolong life
Queen Elizabeth II today accepted her first human sacrifice since 1994 in an effort to prolong her life and record breaking reign as monarch. As…
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Queen to shed final skin layer of her life cycle
Sources within Buckingham Palace have revealed that Queen Elizabeth II is in the process of shedding her skin in what will almost certainly be the…
Queen Elizabeth II DEMANDS entry into WWE Royal Rumble
There are whispers coming out of Buckingham Palace that Queen Elizabeth II has had her people frantically calling WWE all day, DEMANDING a spot for…
‘Queen Elizabeth II died years ago and it’s been covered up’, claims former royal staffer
A former member of the royal staff is claiming that Queen Elizabeth II ISN’T still sick with a cold - because she’s been dead for…
Farage calls for referendum on Mo Farah knighthood
Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has called for a referendum on whether or not Mo Farah should be knighted after his name appeared on the…
‘Queen’s dead’ rumour started by Prince Charles
Last night social media was abuzz with the word that Queen Elizabeth II had died and it would be announced the next morning. However it…
Queen Elizabeth on house repair costs
Queen commissions new ship built to open her champagne on
Queen Elizabeth has commissioned a new £120 million ship so that she has something to open her champagne on, it has emerged. The Queen has…
Queen spotted handing out UKIP leaflets in London over the weekend
The Queen made a surprise appearance on the streets of London this weekend, but what was most surprising was that she was seen handing out…
‘Nazi Bell’ spotted hovering outside 10 Downing Street
The infamous “Nazi Bell” (aka Die Glocke) has been spotted hovering around outside 10 Downing Street, just as the Queen decided to pay Prime Minister…