Queen Elizabeth glues herself to throne in protest against Trump visit
Queen Elizabeth II has glued herself to her throne in protest against President Trump’s first official state visit to the UK. As soon as the…
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Queen biopic ‘The Crown’ slammed for not showing her stunning performance at Live Aid
Netflix’s queen biopic ‘The Crown’ has been slammed for not including scenes from her captivating audience at Live Aid. In 1985, Queen Elizabeth II stole…
I can arrange a whole fleet of cars travelling through tunnels, Queen tells MPs
Queen Elizabeth II has warned MPs that she has the resources necessary to make sure they each take a car trip through a tunnel if…
Queen FURIOUS after ‘traffic accident’ doesn’t do the job this time
Queen Elizabeth II is said to be ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS after a ‘traffic accident’ she set-up didn’t achieve its intended result. Prince Philip survived a car…
Britain to turn itself off and on again in hope it resets to early 2016
Britain has agreed to turn itself off and on again in the hope it will reset to early 2016 so that all this Brexit bollocks…
Queen Elizabeth unsure whether she’ll attend Royal Wedding in lizard form or not
Queen Elizabeth II could break with centuries of royal tradition by ditching her human facade and appearing at the Royal Wedding in her more informal…
Queen tells Britain’s poorest to ‘spin on it’
The Queen has told the rest of Britain that she’ll do whatever she wants with her money after leaked documents revealed she has £10 million…
Illegal immigrant planning to sneak across British border
An illegal immigrant is planning to sneak across British borders under the cover of darkness within the next couple of weeks, according to reports. An…
Queen rolling in pictures of herself after pay rise
The Queen has spent all day rolling around naked in small coloured pictures of herself after discovering she’d just been given a £6 million pay…
Queen to enjoy quiet birthday in with a few cans and a kebab
Queen Elizabeth II is set to enjoy her birthday by staying in and having a few cans and a kebab while watching a bit of…