Queen getting ‘absolutely shit-faced’ for her birthday
Royal sources have revealed that Queen Elizabeth II has already started on the booze and plans to get ‘absolutely shit-faced’ for her 94th birthday. With…
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Queen and Donald Trump discuss building a wall around Prince Andrew
The Queen and President Donald Trump have held a secret meeting today in which they discussed the possibility of building a wall around Prince Andrew….
Queen offers Nigel Farage a posthumous knighthood
Queen Elizabeth II has offered Nigel Farage a knighthood but only if it’s posthumous and he makes his availability snappy. While posthumous knighthoods are not…
Queen splashes out on chauffeur-driven limo tour through Paris tunnels for Prince Andrew
Queen Elizabeth II has paid for an expensive chauffeur-driven limo tour through the tunnels of Paris for her son Prince Andrew, who has suffered through…
Pervert disappointed after realising it wasn’t the ‘Queen’s peach’
A pervert has been left thoroughly disappointed after expecting to see the Queen’s peach today, only to be greeted with her waffling on about politics…
Queen invites Boris Johnson for ‘a quick chat’ at the Tower of London
Queen Elizabeth II has invited Prime Minister Boris Johnson for ‘a quick chat’ at the Tower of London after news emerged that the PM knowingly…
‘I’ll suspend you from a long bloody rope,’ Queen tells Johnson
Queen Elizabeth II has responded to Boris Johnson’s request to suspend parliament by telling him she’ll suspend him from a long rope if he continues…
Queen to retire in protest against Boris Johnson
It has long been thought that Queen Elizabeth II, the reigning monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and of Her other…
Daily Squat granted exclusive interview with Queen Elizabeth II
Daily Squat was unexpectedly granted a rare audience with Her Majesty the Queen of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas this…
I can make it look like an accident, confirms Queen
Queen Elizabeth II has confirmed that whatever she chooses to do to President Trump, she can make look like an accident. With the president making…