‘We’re not a family of racists, some of us are nonces too,’ says Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew has defended his family against allegations of racism, saying that the Royal Family shouldn’t be defined by their racism when some of them…
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Prince Andrew agrees to be stripped, until realising people mean of his royal titles and not by teenage girls
Prince Andrew has agreed to be stripped, until he realised that people meant stripped of his titles and not by teenage girls. The Duke of…
Bored Queen announces that Prince Andrew will be her successor just to see the reaction
A bored Queen Elizabeth II has announced that Prince Andrew will be her successor just to see the reaction from everyone, especially Prince Charles. Unable…
‘I had to spend £16,000 on flights because the Lolita Express is grounded,’ explains Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew has defended spending £16,000 of taxpayer’s money on private flights so that he could watch golf by explaining that the Lolita Express, his…
Prince Andrew sends friend thoughtful gift of decorative rope for her prison cell
Prince Andrew has sent his friend Ghislaine Maxwell a thoughtful gift of decorative rope for her prison cell while she awaits trial. Our source has…
Prince Andrew cancels annual golf trip after Pizza Express in Woking reopens
Prince Andrew has decided to cancel his annual golf trip to Spain after he was informed that the Pizza Express in Woking has reopened. A…
Royal Family arranges relaxing trip through Paris tunnels for Prince Andrew
The Royal Family has clubbed together to arrange a relaxing car ride through the tunnels of Paris for Prince Andrew. The trip was arranged after…
Ghislaine Maxwell arrested today, ‘suicide’ arranged for tomorrow
Ghislaine Maxwell, a known associate of billionaire paedophile pimp Jeffrey Epstein, was arrested today by the FBI. Her ‘suicide’ has been arranged for tomorrow. Maxwell,…
Prince Andrew thanks Dominic Cummings for making his excuses seem plausible
Prince Andrew has today publicly thanked Dominic Cummings for making his oddball excuses seem comparatively believable. While Prince Andrew claimed he had a medical condition…
Royal staff urged to keep two metres away from Prince Andrew’s hard drive at all times
Royal staff have been told to keep two metres away from Prince Andrew’s computer at all times after its hard drive tested positive for NONCIN-14….