Parents BAN child from taking drugs until he’s cool enough to handle his shit
Two parents have sensationally banned their son from taking drugs until he’s cool enough to handle their shit, it’s emerged. Charlie and Molly Kane won’t…
Parenting
Mothers ‘rewarded’ with substandard breakfast in bed
Mothers across Britain are being celebrated today by being ‘treated’ to a substandard breakfast in bed, brought to them by one or more little germ…
Children urged to monitor parents’ screen time as they’ll believe any old shit they read on the internet
Children have been urged to more closely monitor their parents’ time on phones, tablets and laptops as the older generation often believe any old shit…
Supermarket the perfect place to let your children run around like feral animals, declares mum
The supermarket is the ideal place to let your children behave like wild animals, one mother has declared. Becky Miller, 31, believes that the supermarket…
Angry child throws his first ever Boxing Day punch
An angry child has thrown his first ever Boxing day punch, just moments after being told off by his dad. Ben Leppard, 4, saw red…
Mother’s ‘parenting journey’ mainly from the couch to the fridge
A stay-at-home mother’s ‘parenting journey’ mainly consists of trips from the couch to the fridge, data tracking has revealed. The couch-to-fridge trip narrowly beat out…
Child of lesbian couple caught in eternal ‘Ask your mother’ loop
The child of a lesbian couple has been caught in an endless loop of ‘Ask your mother’ for over a year, it’s emerged. Daniel Sachs,…
Anti-vac mother happy enough to inject literal poison into her face
A mother who refuses to have her children vaccinated over completely unscientific concerns is more than happy to have literal poison injected into her face…
Parents-to-be choosing which perfectly good names to smash together to create hyphenated abomination
Two parents-to-be have spent all day deciding on which two perfectly reasonable names they can smash together to create a uniquely hyphenated clusterfuck of handle…
‘If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my slightly less worse,’ screams toddler
An angry toddler has warned her parents that if they can’t handle her at her worst then they don’t deserve those rare moments when she’s…