Cabinet member Michael Gove has suggested that all reports and files on government corruption be burned to make up for lost carbon emissions caused by…
Conservative MP Michael Gove ‘liked’ a pornographic tweet on Twitter before quickly deleting the ‘like’, possibly explaining why he needs to test his eyesight so…
Michael Gove has today revealed that he’s tested positive for thrush, confirming previous reports that he’s an irritating cunt. With several of Gove’s cabinet colleagues…
The NHS is set to prescribe people suffering from insomnia with 30 minutes worth of footage from Michael Gove speeches. Twelve million prescriptions are handed…
BBC’s ‘Last of the Summer Wine’ reboot featuring five confused men has been blasted as an affront to the original show. The ‘The Last of…
Tory MP Michael Gove has today claimed that his life story was the inspiration for popular 80s movie classic ‘Scarface’. Gove revealed that his younger…
Michael Gove has threatened to wear tighter trousers every day until he’s named the new leader of the Conservative Party. The environmental secretary is staging…
Theresa May’s cabinet has suffered a huge blow today after Michael Gove confirmed that he wouldn’t resign from his position as environment secretary. One day…
Environment minister Michael Gove has reminded remaining cabinet members that the last one to quit should turn off all the lights to save energy. Just…
The number of teen pregnancies across Britain has dropped dramatically as more and more teenagers become aware of the existence of Michael Gove’s face. The…