“I didn’t realise that murder was breaking the rules,” says blood-soaked Boris
Boris Johnson has apologised for his latest set of shocking actions after being caught murdering someone in the back garden of 10 Downing Street. The…
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Prince Charles offers the police £12 million if they stop investigating charity honours scandal
Prince Charles has offered the Met Police £12 million if they stop investigating claims that his charity offered honours to help a Saudi citizen. It’s…
Met Police to open a Future Crimes Division
The Met Police has announced that they plan to open a Future Crimes Division to help tackle crimes that they’re allowed to investigate. With the…
Met police chief receives “free pizza for life” from a mystery benefactor
Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis Cressida Dick has revealed that she has received a card that entitles her to free pizza for the rest…