Scientists discover link between eating McDonald’s and hating yourself
Scientists have discovered a link between eating any food from McDonald’s and hating yourself, it’s emerged. A study has found that 100% of people who…
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McDonald’s to introduce Unhappy Meals for young goths
Fast-food giants McDonald’s are set to introduce Unhappy Meals to draw more goth children to their restaurants. McDonald’s Happy Meals have been criticised for not…
Licking a shit-covered McDonald’s touchscreen still healthier than eating their food
Licking a shit-covered McDonald’s touchscreen is still probably better for you than eating their food, experts believe. Every single McDonald’s self-order touchscreen tested has been…
No burger is better than a bad burger, McDonald’s customer told
A McDonald’s customer has been refused service after being told that no burger is better than a bad burger by one member of staff. Gavin…
McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets found to contain trace amounts of real chicken
The fast food world is up in arms after a lab analysis of McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets showed they contained trace amounts of real chicken, giving…
McDonalds become first employer to offer staff masturbation breaks
McDonalds has become the first employer to offer staff masturbation breaks on the back of reports that masturbation at work may lower levels of stress…
Only most experienced McDonalds staff member entrusted with enchanted mop of cleaning
Sandra Burkhart, 44, is the only member of McDonalds staff who can be trusted with the enchanted mop of cleaning, it has emerged. Sandra, who…
Woman claiming hangover actually just wants a McDonalds delivered
A woman claiming to be hungover actually just wants a friend to bring her a McDonalds, it has emerged. While a McDonalds for brunch is…
Man gambles on fart and loses
After a visit to his local McDonalds, Florida native David Batavia (32) took the biggest gamble of his life last night hoping to come up…