Britain to invest £250 million in network of fast travel and spawn points
Britain is set to invest up to £250 million in a state-of-the-art network of fast travel and spawn points. Britons will be able to pull…
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Sadiq Khan declares first ever knife-free day in London
Sadiq Khan has declared the first ever knife-free day in London, which will take place on September 31st. The Mayor of London made the announcement…
Northern man who invested life savings in Bitcoin can now almost afford a pint in London
A man from the north of England is celebrating today after learning that the investment he made into Bitcoins five years ago has almost yielded…
Pig’s blood perfectly edible, claims northern man
A crazed northerner now living in London is insisting that pig’s blood is edible and a normal thing to eat, it has emerged. Frank Tattersall,…
ISIS hijack drones to bomb London miniature village
The so-called Islamic State has claimed responsibility for the audacious drone bombing of the London miniature village in Legoland Windsor. Visitors to the amusement park…
London in terror as cocktail served in something other than a jam jar
There is panic on the streets of London today after a group of hipsters found themselves in a cocktail bar with a bit of class…
Muslim walking around London like he runs the place, complains Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage has been on his soap box once more, this time complaining that he plainly saw a Muslim walking around London like he ran…
Hipster food festival wins inaugural Smug Britain Award
A London street food festival has won the inaugural Smug Britain Award at a gala ceremony in London. The award celebrates the best of smug…
London canals clogged with discarded hipster fads
A respected rivers expert has warned that the canals of East London will soon become completely blocked with fads as local hipsters dump their old…