Man saddened that no-one has asked him his favourite dinosaur for twenty years
A man has today realised that not one person has asked him what his favourite dinosaur is for twenty years. Kenny Mahon, 27, was a…
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Man who can’t grow a beard convinces himself they look shit anyway
A facially follicly challenged man has successfully managed to convinced himself that beards look shit anyway and that he wouldn’t even grow one if he…
Man ‘pooping for two’ after wife tells him she’s pregnant
A local man is officially ‘pooping for two’ after his wife informed him that she’s pregnant with their first child. The pregnancy was unplanned, which…
Local man finally able to retire after winning life changing amount of cheese
A beloved local man has finally been able to quit his job as a fish descaler after winning a truly life changing amount of cheese…
Man believes ratty, old t-shirt still has a couple of good wears left in it
In an age of disposable wares, too many of us are too fast to throw things away. But that can’t be said of local man…
Single man to give bed sheets their annual scraping
A single man has resigned himself to the fact that it’s the time of year where he has to give his bed sheets their annual…
Cat owner presumably unaware that better pets exist
A local man has owned a cat for years whilst presumably being unaware that far better pets are available, it’s emerged. Stewart Granger, 34, lives…
Man’s face bringing nothing to the table
A local man is learning to live with the fact that his mediocre face is bringing absolutely nothing to the table. The bland, featureless face…
New guy at work certain all colleagues will be this nice to him forever
A man starting a new job is positive that everyone will continue being as incredibly nice to him as they are being on his first…
Local man CAN believe it’s not butter
A local man is making the outrageous claim that he CAN believe I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is not butter. The butter substitute with…