Disaster: Man stains jeans he was going to wear for another six months
A local man is in mourning today after he stained the jeans he was planning to wear for at least six months before washing them….
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Every picture of man includes a beer nearby
Not a single photo exists of a local man that doesn’t include a beer within a very close proximity, it’s emerged. No-one has ever seen…
Shared wall so thin that neighbours can hear man not having sex every night
The shared wall between two terraced houses is so thin that a local man’s neighbours can hear him not having sex every night. The neighbours…
Man to enjoy sporty day of watching other people run
A local man is set to enjoy a sporty day of sitting on his couch while he watches people run as if their lives depend…
Man taking immense pride in the accomplishments of others born in same geographical location
A local man is taking immense pride in the accomplishments of much better people who were born in the same geographical location as him. Lee…
Middle-aged man announces transition from Robert to Bob
A brave middle-aged man has announced that he plans to transition from Robert to Bob within the next year. Robert Mack, 56, believes the time…
Local man loses 30lbs in two weeks on raw pork diet
A local man has managed to lose a staggering 30lbs thanks to the help of a raw pork diet, according to reports. Sal Monella, 32,…
Man smashes his Smart TV after it fails to make him any more intelligent
An angry man has smashed his £600 Smart TV beyond repair after it failed to make him any more intelligent. Edward Dumas, 39, took a…
Man begins arduous task of leaving his Christmas shopping until the last minute
Aware that the festive period has started, a local man has begun the arduous task of leaving all of his Christmas shopping until the very…
Cool guy claims he only reads National Geographic for the nudey pictures
A self-professed ‘cool guy’ has been forced to claim that he only reads National Geographic for the nudey pictures after a friend found his stash…