Larry the Cat resigns from 10 Downing Street after pissing in Boris Johnson’s shoes
Larry the Cat has resigned from his position as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office after pissing in Boris Johnson’s shoes, it’s emerged. Johnson had…
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El Gato and Larry meet to discuss knocking Brexit off the table
Larry the Cat and El Gato will meet today at 10 Downing Street to discuss plans to knock Brexit off the table. Two of the…
Larry the Cat ‘in awe’ of how many lives Theresa May has
Larry, the cat who lives at 10 Downing Street, has confessed to being ‘in awe’ of how many lives Prime Minister Theresa May seems to…
You pretend to want to leave but then stay in, Larry the Cat tells Theresa May
Larry the Cat has been offering advice to Prime Minister Theresa May on how best to deal with Brexit, it’s emerged. The most intelligent resident…
True architect of government’s downfall spotted outside 10 Downing Street
The puppet master behind the government’s latest woes was spotted outside 10 Downing Street today with a Cheshire grin adorning his face. While some believe…