Gerry Adams enters Labour leadership race
Gerry Adams, the former leader of Sinn Féin, has today announced his intention to run in the Labour leadership race. Adams will throw his ticking…
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Labour proposes FREE mandatory political re-education classes for all Tory voters
The Labour Party has proposed mandatory political re-education classes for all Conservative voters after the 2019 general election. Labour would take a register of all…
‘I’m not paying £15 a month more tax,’ says Tory voter who’ll soon pay £400 a month for medical insurance
A man who won’t vote for Labour because he doesn’t want to pay £15 more in tax WILL vote for the Conservatives meaning he’ll soon…
Labour MP urged to quit over lack of anti-Semitic tweets
A Labour MP has been urged to quit the party after an investigation found a complete lack of anti-Semitic tweets on his Twitter account. Mike…
Cyber-attack on Labour finds thousands of barely legal war photos
A cyber-attack on Labour has found thousands of barely legal war photos on their hard drives, which the party is attributing to a previous owner….
Kate and Gerry McCann given full custody of Brexit
Kate and Gerry McCann will be given full custody of Brexit after PM Theresa May called them both a ‘safe pair of hands’, citing their…
Brexit to be decided in a best of seven referendums by 2032, promises Corbyn
Jeremy Corbyn has promised that the Brexit issue will be decided in a best of seven referendums tournament by 2032. The Labour leader has finally…
Labour expels ALL members called Tori
The Labour Party has announced that it’s expelling any members called Tori effective immediately to keep its left-wing ideology intact. Anyone named Tori (typically a…
Chuka Umunna splits from the Independent Group
Chuka Umunna has today announced that he has split from the Independent Group over irreconcilable differences. The MP for Streatham left the Independent Group citing…
Jeremy Corbyn splits from Labour to join Independent Group
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has today announced he will join the seven other splitters in leaving the party and joining the Independent Group. Corbyn cited…