Keir Starmer fails to impress at Man United trial in attempt to be more like Marcus Rashford
Keir Starmer failed to impress during a recent trial at Man United after being told he should be more like Marcus Rashford. Rather than leading…
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Boris Johnson invites Keir Starmer around for a ‘nice cup of tea’ from his Russian collection
Boris Johnson has invited Sir Keir Starmer into his home for a ‘nice cup of tea’ with no ulterior motives whatsoever. Johnson believes that he…
Conservatives desperately trying to tempt Keir Starmer into eating a bacon sandwich
Concerned Conservative MPs are desperately trying to tempt Labour leader Keir Starmer into eating a bacon sandwich in the hope it will dent his rising…
Labour ditches Sir Keir Starmer and names Marcus Rashford as new leader
The Labour Party has announced that it has ditched Sir Keir Starmer and will go forward with footballer Marcus Rashford as its leader from now…
Boris Johnson breaks 100m record running away from Keir Starmer
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has sensationally broken the 100m world record while running away from Sir Keir Starmer and his line of questioning. Shortly after…
Photos emerge of new Labour leader Keir Starmer talking to known terrorist
The Daily Mail has uncovered disturbing photographs that seem to show Keir Starmer, the new leader of the Labour Party, talking to a known terrorist…