Jesus credits having twelve good friends in his thirties to unlimited supply of wine
Jesus H Christ has credited being able to maintain twelve close friendships into his thirties on having access to an unlimited supply of wine. Jesus,…
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Police given £11 million to help Mary and Joseph in search for missing son Jesus
Detectives investigating the disappearance of Jesus Christ have been given a further £11 million in funding to help distraught parents Mary and Joseph find their…
Second son a ‘total disappointment’, says God
With his life mainly revolving around long sits on the couch and binging Netflix, God’s second son has become a ‘total disappointment’ to Him. Barry…