Neighbours call police to Jeremy Hunt’s house after hearing screams from the NHS
Police have investigated a disturbance at Jeremy Hunt’s house after neighbours claim they heard screams of ‘Look what you did to me’ and ‘You fucking…
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Police never broke up a disturbance between me and my Chinese or Japanese wife, says Hunt
Jeremy Hunt believes he is the clear choice to be the next Conservative leader as the police have never been called out for a disturbance…
Giant douche and turd sandwich battle to become next Conservative leader
The Conservative Party has narrowed its leadership candidates down to two, with members now being asked to choose between a giant douche or a turd…
‘Last of the Summer Wine’ reboot BLASTED by fans of the original
BBC’s ‘Last of the Summer Wine’ reboot featuring five confused men has been blasted as an affront to the original show. The ‘The Last of…
Whoops! Journalist accidentally calls Jeremy Hunt ‘Jeremy Twatface’
A journalist could be in hot water after she accidentally called Jeremy Hunt ‘Jeremy Twatface’ during a live interview with the Conservative leadership hopeful. Susan…
David Cameron told that he can’t unfuck that pig
David Cameron’s return to frontline politics could be scuppered by the fact that he can’t unfuck that pig, according to insiders. Cameron is thought to…
Jeremy Hunt reveals plans to privatise foreigners and sell them off piece by piece
Jeremy Hunt has revealed he plans to privatise foreigners and sell them off piece by piece in his new role as foreign secretary. The former…
Donald Trump backs out of NHS bid after learning it’s 70 years old
President Donald Trump has backed out of talks with Britain over purchasing the NHS after learning it’s now 70 years old. The NHS was seen…
Doctor quits top NHS role over fears he might have to talk to Jeremy Hunt
The Medical Director for NHS North West has stepped down from the role today, citing fears that he may one day have had to talk…
Jeremy Hunt preparing bid for No. 10, plans to fully privatise parliament
According to sources in Westminister, Jeremy Hunt is preparing to take over as Conservative leader when Theresa May steps down and plans to fully privatise…