Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg was dumped into the River Thames by protestors who’d mistaken him for a statue of a Victorian sweatshop owner. Protestors stormed…
Jacob Rees-Mogg has today urged people to take the proper precautions against the spread of dangerous diseases like smallpox and scarlet fever. The leader of…
Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg has today denied being born with a silver spoon in his mouth, insisting that he wouldn’t be seen dead adorned with…
Jacob Rees-Mogg has been sent to bed without any supper after his nanny caught him looking at Victorian erotic lithographs again. The incident marks the…
The creator of popular children’s’ book ‘Where’s Wally?’ has sued Boris Johnson’s cabinet for copyright infringement. Martin Handford, the British illustrator behind ‘Where’s Wally?’ has…
Jacob Rees-Mogg has been given the cabinet position he wanted after PM Boris Johnson named him the Minister for the 1880s. The position will give…
Jacob Rees-Mogg today admitted to the killing of at least five prostitutes in 1888, incidents that the Conservative MP called ‘somewhat regrettable’. Rees-Mogg claims to…
Theresa May’s Brexit deal suddenly looks a lot sweeter now that it includes a chance for me to become prime minister, claims Boris Johnson. Johnson,…
Jacob Rees-Mogg has been deported back to the USA after immigration officials discovered he was actually born and raised in West Philadelphia. Investigators are claiming…
Children will be genuinely over-the-moon to receive an orange for Christmas in a post-Brexit Britain, according to experts. With the fruit supply dropping to dangerous…