Man arrested after offering candy to children one day too late
A man has been arrested after offering children free candy one day beyond when that’s acceptable behaviour. Benjamin Grower, 34, was arrested by two officers…
Halloween
‘Sexy Brexit’ red-hot favourite to be most popular Halloween costume
Bookmakers have made ‘Sexy Brexit’ the red-hot favourite to be the most popular costume this Halloween after Theresa May secured a Brexit extension until October…
‘Sexy state of the NHS’ costume the number one Halloween outfit this year
A ‘sexy state of the NHS’ is the most popular Halloween outfit this year as it combines all the playfulness of a sexy doctor or…
Heroic man shoots three zombie children dead
A truly heroic man has shot three zombie children dead after they attempted to enter his house today. Randy Bennett, 38, was sat in his…
Halloween CANCELLED after goths blast the event for ‘cultural appropriation’
Halloween has been cancelled forevermore after goths blasted the annual event as an offensive display of cultural appropriation. The accusation was taken to the Court…
Republican Party to just dress as themselves for Halloween
Members of the Republican Party have decided to dress up as themselves for Halloween, as they can’t think of anything else remotely as scary. With…
PSA: Please remember that a pumpkin is for life, not just for Halloween
People are being urged to remember that a pumpkin is for life, not just for Halloween, after millions of orange squashes were left to rot…
White House displays rotten orange pumpkin on front lawn for Halloween
The White House is being praised for joining in with Halloween after reporters spotted a hideous looking rotten pumpkin on display on the lawn. The…
Halloween skeleton costumes BANNED over fears they may promote eating disorders
Spooky Halloween skeleton costumes are to be banned worldwide over fears they may encourage eating disorders such as bulimia and anorexia. It’s believed that the…
Man to spend suitably scary Halloween getting a head start on his tax return
While children are going door to door for candy and adults are hosting spooky parties, one man plans to spend Halloween the scariest way he…