BBC apologises for doctoring image to make it look like Boris Johnson created God
The British Broadcasting Corporation has issued a full apology for doctoring an image to make it appear that Boris Johnson created God. A mix-up in…
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Grumpy Cat already asking to be let out of Heaven
Internet sensation Grumpy Cat has already been asking to be let out of Heaven after passing through the pearly gates just yesterday. Grumpy Cat, 7,…
God pretty sure he’s going to Hell for all this
God is pretty sure he’s going to Hell for everything that’s happened on Earth right now, according to the big cheese himself. Looking down at…
Pope prays to God for the ability to pull off a mega impressive backflip
Pope Francis has begun his daily prayer asking God to end world hunger, install world peace, and to give himself the ability to pull off…
God seeks professional help after hearing voices of humanity in His head
God has revealed He’s seeking professional psychiatric help after hearing voices of humanity in His head. A celestial psychiatrist will help God deal with the…
God considering giving dinosaurs another crack
God has revealed that He is giving serious consideration to bringing the dinosaurs back, calling his original destruction of them ‘a little hasty’. God wiped…
‘God’s plan’ presumably on Plan Y by now
God’s plan for Earth and all its living inhabitants has presumably careered past Plan A and is probably on Plan Y by now, according to…
God denies allegations of sexual misconduct with teenage virgin
God has come forward to strenuously deny allegations that He behaved in a sexually inappropriate manner with a young teenage girl who was a virgin…
God ‘unaware’ it was His job to protect sexual predators
God has come forward to personally apologise to Bill O’Reilly for abandoning him during alleged sexual assault claims. The former Fox News employee spoke recently…
Depressed God doesn’t even believe in Himself any more
Suffering through an intense period of depression, God has admitted that even He doesn’t believe in Himself any more. A sad, directionless God is wallowing…