Dwayne Johnson diagnosed with COVID-19 after being unable to smell what The Rock’s cooking
Dwayne Johnson has revealed that he has been diagnosed with COVID-19, meaning even he can’t smell what The Rock’s cooking. Johnson’s inability to smell what…
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Christmas pushed back until July 2021 due to COVID-19
All major governments around the world have agreed to push Christmas back until July 2021 due to lingering concerns surrounding COVID-19. World leaders agreed that…
COVID-20 could be one deadlier, suggests Dr Nigel Tufnel
The controversial Dr Nigel Tufnel has suggested that COVID-20 could be on the way and that it might be one deadlier than COVID-19. The former…
I’d do anything for my country except slightly inconvenience myself, says proud patriot
A proud patriot believes that he’d do absolutely anything for his country, except for slightly inconvenience himself in the middle of a pandemic. Dave Clowney,…
‘I’m not wearing a face mask, it’d make me look stupid,’ says concerned nationalist
A white nationalist claims he doesn’t want to wear a face mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 as he’s concerned that it’d make him…
‘I can excuse starving children, but I draw the line at wearing a mask,’ says Tory member
A (now former) Conservative Party member has claimed that she can excuse policies that have led to starving children, misery and suicide but she draws…
COVID-19 endorses Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election
COVID-19 has officially endorsed Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election, stating that no-one has done more for the disease than the incumbent president. COVID-19…
Cat scientists discover vaccine for COVID-19 in effort to get humans out of their houses
A small but dedicated group of feline scientists have discovered a vaccine for COVID-19 after they came together to get humans out of their houses….
Disease buff avoiding Covid-19 until he’s caught the first 18
A disease buff is doing all he can to avoid Covid-19 until he’s had the chance to catch up on the first 18 Covids. Mark…
Local one-upper claims she’s got Covid-20
While the rest of the world is worried about Covid-19, a local one-upper claims that she’s suffering from Covid-20. Helen Halliwell, 38, claims to be…