World sends best wishes to COVID-19 in its battle against Donald Trump
People around the world have sent best wishes to COVID-19 after learning that it’s battling a potentially terminal case of Donald Trump. Many woke up…
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Man’s chin tests negative for COVID-19
A man’s chin has tested negative for COVID-19, something he credits to always keeping it well covered by a mask. Harry Feynman, 55, had his…
Raging house parties with hot tubs and drugs ‘Not okay, unless I’m invited,’ says Boris Johnson
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has declared that massive house parties with hot tubs, booze and lewd behaviour are in clear violation of the new COVID…
Police break up supper party with thirteen guests
The police have broken up a supper party which was being attended by thirteen people, well over the current limit of six. While the attendees…
‘I didn’t want to cause panic; not when we already have Muslims, Mexicans and Antifa trying to kill us all,’ says President Trump
President Trump knew that COVID-19 was deadlier than than flu back in February, but avoided mentioning this as he didn’t want to panic Americans who…
Dirty Dozen forced to split into two groups to comply with new COVID-19 guidelines
The Dirty Dozen have been forced to split into two separate groups to comply with the latest government guidelines in the battle against COVID-19. The…
Bane credits negative COVID-19 test to wearing a mask correctly
Supervillain Bane has credited his recent negative COVID-19 test result to the fact he always covers the lower half of his face with a mask….
Dwayne Johnson diagnosed with COVID-19 after being unable to smell what The Rock’s cooking
Dwayne Johnson has revealed that he has been diagnosed with COVID-19, meaning even he can’t smell what The Rock’s cooking. Johnson’s inability to smell what…
Christmas pushed back until July 2021 due to COVID-19
All major governments around the world have agreed to push Christmas back until July 2021 due to lingering concerns surrounding COVID-19. World leaders agreed that…
COVID-20 could be one deadlier, suggests Dr Nigel Tufnel
The controversial Dr Nigel Tufnel has suggested that COVID-20 could be on the way and that it might be one deadlier than COVID-19. The former…