Man who exposed his penis in public apologises for being a Conservative MP
A man who exposed his penis in public has today made a statement in which he apologised for being a Conservative MP. James Grundy revealed…
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Tory MP who exposed himself in pub charged with minute indecency
A Tory MP who dropped his trousers to expose himself in a pub has been charged with minute indecency, police have revealed. James Grundy, who…
Low-skilled British workers to continue receiving jobs in Boris Johnson’s cabinet
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has today pledged that low-skilled British workers will continue to receive jobs in his cabinet. With loud complaints that low-skilled EU…
Dominic Cummings officially named Prime Minister in cabinet reshuffle
Dominic Cummings has officially been named the new Prime Minister in the latest cabinet reshuffle, with Boris Johnson taking on the lesser role of Court…
Conservative Party pledges FIFTY new coats for every hospital
The Conservative Party has today pledged to provide fifty new coats for every hospital to use as emergency beds. The pledge came on the back…
Conservative Party nativity play cancelled after being unable to find three wise men
A planned Conservative Party production of a traditional nativity play has had to be cancelled after they were unable to legitimately cast three wise men….
‘Just nine more sleeps until we can sell off the NHS,’ laughs Boris
The anticipation is building in the Conservative Party as they believe they’re only nine sleeps away from being able to sell off the NHS. Christmas…
New Labour election campaign ad just unedited footage of Boris Johnson talking
Labour has unveiled a brand new election campaign advert that is just unedited footage of Boris Johnson talking. With numbers tightening in the polls, Labour…
‘I’m not paying £15 a month more tax,’ says Tory voter who’ll soon pay £400 a month for medical insurance
A man who won’t vote for Labour because he doesn’t want to pay £15 more in tax WILL vote for the Conservatives meaning he’ll soon…
Monkey on typewriter bashes out Conservative Party manifesto in ten minutes
A monkey on a typewriter has successfully bashed out an exact replica of the Conservative Party manifesto in ten minutes. While an infinite amount of…