Conservative HQ’s “Days since last scandal” sign remains at 0
Conservative HQ’s “Days since last scandal” sign remains at 0, where it has been for the last several months. The sign was purchased at the…
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Jacob Rees-Mogg “in panic mode” after hearing about a possible black male in the party
Jacob Rees-Mogg is said to be “in panic mode” after he heard rumblings of a possible black male in the Conservative Party. One day after…
Defector MP thanks Keir Starmer for creating a Labour Party a Tory feels comfortable in
Defector MP Christian Wakeford has thanked Keir Starmer for creating a Labour Party that feels like a safe space for a former Conservative MP. Christian…
Conservative Party to consider candidates without criminal backgrounds
The Conservative Party has announced that it is willing to consider candidates that don’t already have a criminal background. All previous Conservative candidates have had…
Boris Johnson promises to host next party at Barnard Castle
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has promised the nation that he’ll host his next party at Barnard Castle rather than 10 Downing Street. With news breaking…
Conservative Party debuts new slogan to help boost flagging membership numbers
The Conservative Party has debuted a new slogan which they hope will help to boost flagging membership numbers. With membership and polling numbers dwindling, the…
UK to slash foreign aid so it can focus on not feeding its own children
The UK government is planning to slash foreign aid so that it can focus on not feeding its own children. The United Kingdom will cut…
Conservative Party installs undercover Tory into Labour to make nation feel safe
The Conservative Party claim they have installed an undercover Tory into Labour to help the nation feel safer. Hot on the heels of police promising…
Conservative Party to open new coal mines just so they can close them again
The Conservative Party has agreed to open several new coal mines just so they can close them all again, it’s emerged. The Conservative-led government could…
Keir Starmer pre-emptively concedes 2024 general election
The ever-gallant Sir Keir Starmer has officially conceded the 2024 general election and called for the country to unite behind the Conservative Party. With the…