Boris Johnson announces agreement to make Britain the 51st state of America
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has reached a historic agreement with US President Donald Trump to make Britain the 51st state of America. Britain will join…
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Britain unveils new post-Brexit national flag to America
Britain has unveiled its new post-Brexit flag to America as a show of compliance ahead of any possible trade deal between the two nations. Daily…
Brits urged to enjoy coolest summer before Earth turns into fireball
Brits have been urged to enjoy what will be the coolest summer until Earth inevitably turns into an apocalyptic fireball. While Brits are currently ‘enjoying’…
Olympic Committee rejects British bid to make queueing a competitive sport
British dreams of gold have been dashed today after the International Olympic Committee rejected a bid to make queueing a competitive sport. A British proposal…
Last British paddle store goes out of business
The last paddle store in Britain has gone out of business, blaming daring new boaters who prefer to row without one. Paddle popularity has rapidly…
‘British Politics’ CANCELLED over unpopular characters and repetitive storylines
TV show ‘British Politics’ has been CANCELLED today with TV execs citing low ratings, dull characters, and repetitive storylines as the reason. While never a…
England voted ‘best nation in the world’ by people who’ve never been anywhere else
England has officially been voted ‘best nation in the world’ by people who’ve never been anywhere else. Over a million votes were cast and England…
Britain to install border gate after Brexit
Britain will install a border gate after Brexit to protect the nation’s borders. It’s hoped the gate will either deter illegal immigration or stop people…
Britain to turn itself off and on again in hope it resets to early 2016
Britain has agreed to turn itself off and on again in the hope it will reset to early 2016 so that all this Brexit bollocks…
‘No way to prevent this,’ says only nation where this happens regularly
British people are in mourning today after yet another biscuit crumbled into a hot cup of tea on a failed dunking attempt. Witnesses say they…