‘Brexit deal signed by B Johnson never made sense,’ says Boris J
The Brexit deal negotiated and signed by B Johnson never made any sense, according to one Boris J. After re-reading the Brexit deal that the…
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Boris Johnson joins in with BLM protestors by setting fire to his Brexit plan
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has shown solidarity with Black Lives Matter protestors by taking to the streets with them and setting fire to his Brexit…
Blue British passports to roll out in March, ration books in April
The first blue British passports in almost 30 years will roll out in March, with ration books coming out just one month later. Britons will…
Twelve poisoned by Brexit-themed restaurant after being served a load of old tripe
A Brexit-themed restaurant has poisoned twelve of its customers after serving them a load of old tripe. The Brexiteer’s Stomach serves a selection of traditional…
PM Boris Johnson strikes deal to have the EU join the UK
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has struck a deal to have the EU join the UK in an astonishing turnabout. After Britain left the European Union…
NHS eagerly awaiting the first of its weekly instalments of £350 million
With Brexit Day upon us, the NHS is eagerly awaiting the first of its weekly instalments of £350 million, as promised by Prime Minister Boris…
Mark Francois angrily shouting ‘BONG!’ at anyone who walks past him
Mark Francois has been spotted stomping through Westminster and shouting ‘BONG!’ at anyone who walks past him, according to several eyewitnesses. The fiercely pro-Brexit MP…
Children looking forward to seeing what Father Brexit takes away from them
Children are eagerly awaiting to see what Father Brexit takes away from them as excitement for Brexit Day ramps up. With Brexit Eve almost over,…
Only the will of English people matters, confirms Boris Johnson
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has today confirmed his belief that only the will of English people matters, after refusing to allow Scotland to vote for…
Brexit prepper’s food stash already out of date
A man who built up a large supply of food in case of post-Brexit shortages has discovered that most of his stash is already out…