Prime Minister Boris Johnson is celebrating a rare win for his government after it was announced that they’d successfully extracted the maximum possible amount of…
Boris and Carrie Johnson have named their new baby daughter Theresa Potato Waffle Johnson, they have revealed. The prime minister explained the couple’s choice of…
Boris Johnson will launch a full-scale inquiry into whether his latest child is his or not, it’s emerged. With the prime minister unable to remember…
Larry the Cat has admitted that he is the one that hosted a party at 10 Downing Street on December 23rd 2020, breaking the government…
Boris Johnson has asked the nation to get out on their front doorsteps and wave their hands in the air like they just don’t care,…
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has promised the nation that he’ll host his next party at Barnard Castle rather than 10 Downing Street. With news breaking…
A blood-soaked Boris Johnson has warned Brits not to murder each other, leading to suspicions about what the prime minister has been up to recently….
Sources have confirmed to us that there has been at least one illegal party in 10 Downing Street during Covid lockdown. The illegal party is…
Sniffing arseholes is to be made legal in Britain after Dilyn - the prime minister’s dog - successfully lobbied Boris Johnson for the change. While…
Boris Johnson has told aides that he is certain that his “Bob the Builder” inspired speech will be more warmly received than the one in…