Boris Johnson is an utter [REDACTED], by Sue Gray
My investigation into allegations of multiple parties at 10 Downing Street has found that Boris Johnson is an utter [REDACTED]. In fact, not only is…
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Boris Johnson probably just going to have a quiet one this weekend
Boris Johnson has claimed that he is probably just going to have a quiet one this weekend, although he followed that statement with a wink…
Boris denies reports he stuck his Johnson in the mouth of Colin the Caterpillar
Boris Johnson has denied reports that he stuck his cock in the mouth of the Colin the Caterpillar cake that was presented to him during…
Boris Johnson’s mistresses react to news he might not last another week in 10 Downing Street
Boris Johnson avoids seeing evidence of blackmail against plotting MPs by keeping his eyes closed
Boris Johnson has claimed that he’s seen no evidence of MPs plotting against him being blackmailed, although he did admit he’s been walking around with…
Nobody told me that you had a boyfriend, insists new lead singer of The Killers
The new lead singer of The Killers is insisting that nobody told him that a young woman he’s been flirting with already had a boyfriend,…
Boris Johnson commemorates MLK Day with his own “I Have a Dream” speech
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has commemorated Martin Luther King Jr Day with his own version of MLK’s famous “I Have a Dream” speech. In front…
“It’s the Conservative PARTY, not the Conservative WORKY,” says Boris Johnson
In a surprising turn of events today, Boris Johnson has admitted to being the leader of the Conservatives, but he has claimed that he didn’t…
Rare win for Boris after his government successfully extracts the maximum amount of urine out of the nation
Prime Minister Boris Johnson is celebrating a rare win for his government after it was announced that they’d successfully extracted the maximum possible amount of…
Boris and Carrie Johnson announce name of new baby girl, Theresa
Boris and Carrie Johnson have named their new baby daughter Theresa Potato Waffle Johnson, they have revealed. The prime minister explained the couple’s choice of…