Every picture of man includes a beer nearby
Not a single photo exists of a local man that doesn’t include a beer within a very close proximity, it’s emerged. No-one has ever seen…
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Beer-only diet helps man lose wife, kids and job in just three months
A controversial beer-only diet has helped a man to lose his wife, kids, job AND driving licence in just three months. Paul Davis, 44, began…
England football fan’s boycott of Belgian beer lasts exactly one day
An England football fan’s decision to protest against Belgium for beating England 1-0 by boycotting their beer has lasted all of one day. Belgium beat…
Beer shit
Mankind has advanced enough to finally admit that beer is a terrible drink. Beer has remained the most popular alcoholic drink for hundreds of years,…
Brewery confirms the eighth pint is always dodgy
The British Beer and Pub Association today confirmed that every eighth pint their establishments serve to a customer is dodgy. For years conspiracy theories have…
Brewery shut for flavouring beer with cat farts
A fashionable craft beer brewery has been shut down after it was caught flavouring its best-selling beer with cat farts. Police raided the Kill Your…