Alcoholism ‘now advisable’, NHS staff suggests
Alcoholism is no longer something to be avoided, it’s something to seriously consider for your mental health, according to NHS doctors and nurses. While heavy…
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Study confirms that drinking too much alcohol makes you an absolute legend
A study published today has confirmed the belief that drinking too much alcohol makes you an absolute top-bollocks legend. A team of scientists followed a…
‘I can quit booze anytime I want,’ says man who never wants to quit booze
An ardent drinker has claimed that he can quit anytime he wants; however, his behaviour suggests that he never wants to quit the booze. Jonathan…
Doctors recommend EIGHT glasses of alcohol a day to help stave off reality
Doctors are recommending that people drink EIGHT glasses of alcohol every day to help stave off the horror that is reality. A new study found…
Woman perfectly capable of sending regrettable texts without alcohol
A local woman doesn’t even need to have been drinking alcohol for her to send deeply regrettable texts, it’s emerged. While most cringe-inducing texts are…
Woman beats teen alcoholism by turning 20
A woman has revealed how she’s overcome her struggles with teen alcoholism by turning twenty. Beth Metcalfe, 20, has been an alcoholic for five years,…
Study finds link between alcohol consumption and not finishing study
A study has found a direct link between scientists consuming alcohol and not finishing said study, according to reports. The study was originally supposed to…
You don’t need booze when you’re gacked up on ket, say young people
Young people are turning their backs on alcohol – mainly because they’re all gacked up on ket instead. A recent study has shown that almost…
35-year-old woman FURIOUS after NOT being asked for ID when buying alcohol
A woman in her mid-thirties has revealed her unbridled rage after a supermarket REFUSED to ask her for ID when purchasing alcohol. Stephanie McCall, 35,…
Sales of alcohol rise after news that one drink a day shortens your life
Health experts’ warning that just one alcoholic drink a day will shorten your life has been met by a huge surge in sales for all…