The great sky orange is beaming its tits off and could continue to do so for several days, according to meteorologists.

Meteorologists have taken a look up at the sky and found that the sky orange is raging fiercely and doesn’t look like it’ll stop anytime soon.

“It’s absolutely beaming its tits off right now,” said meteorologist Elsa Cain. “All our fancy equipment is giving off the ‘TOO SHITTING HOT!’ warning.

“We don’t know if this means the great sky orange is happy or furious as we have been unable to open a line of dialogue with it. Either way, this is either fantastic or maddening, depending on how you feel about the heat.”

As is typical in these situations, we’ve run a poll on the British public. And, as even more typical, 52% want the great sky orange to bugger off, while 48% want it to stay.

A copy of the poll will be shot up into the sky orange for its reading pleasure.