Russia has officially ceased its invasion of Ukraine after Britain and the United States threatened to drop James Corden into Moscow.

The unconditional surrender from Russia came mere minutes after a joint statement was made by Britain and the United States.

“We did not want it to come to this but tough times call for tough measures. Mr Putin, if you do not call off your invasion of Ukraine within the next twenty-four hours, we will drop James Corden into the heart of Moscow.

“We already have a plane circling overhead. The weapon is primed and ready to be dropped. Do not make us use this nuclear option,” the two nations said in their joint statement.

Putin quickly called an end to his invasion, pulling back Russian forces from Ukraine. He then made a statement of his own on Russian TV.

“We have come to terms with Ukraine on our withdrawal from their nation. We’re deeply sorry for our actions and will never do anything like this again. Please, call off the deployment of James Corden – no one deserves that.”