A rich nerd doesn’t even have the common decency to make people feel better about themselves by looking easy to beat up, it’s emerged.
Jeff Bezos, the multi-billionaire behind Amazon, looks like he could straight up wreck your shit in a fight, you pathetic dweeb.
His physical appearance has caused new criticism to rain down on the richest man in the world.
‘He’s successful, smart and wildly rich. Can’t he at least let us feel like we could beat him up in a fight?’ asked one depressed man.
Bezos credits his impressive physique to a vigorous workout routine and a protein-rich diet consisting predominantly of Amazon warehouse workers who’ve dropped dead.
‘They sustain me,’ he told us.