Queen Elizabeth II has invited Prime Minister Boris Johnson for ‘a quick chat’ at the Tower of London after news emerged that the PM knowingly lied to her about proroguing parliament.

Boris will be ushered to the Tower of London by Royal staff where he will meet one-on-one with Queen Elizabeth II.

‘It’ll just be you and me,’ she told Johnson before whispering to herself, ‘and this red-hot poker.’

If Her Majesty believes Johnson’s actions to be treasonous, he could be removed as the prime minister by the end of the day.

‘And his fucking head will be removed from his shoulders,’ she fumed.

Boris Johnson has refused to comment on the situation as he’s currently shitting himself in an unknown location.