The Queen and President Donald Trump have held a secret meeting today in which they discussed the possibility of building a wall around Prince Andrew.

The once frosty relationship between Queen Elizabeth II and President Trump has thawed recently after the pair were able to bond over their collection of doofus sons.

And now they are discussing the possibility of building a wall around Prince Andrew to keep him out of the public eye.

‘Donald Trump is the world’s foremost expert on walls and the Queen would be a fool not to seek his advice,’ said Donald Trump.

Jeffrey Epstein was a mutual friend of Donald Trump and Prince Andrew, so the wall could also be in his best interests.

It’s not known who would pay for the wall at this time, although Trump is pushing the Queen to make Scotland pay for it.

‘Scotland is England’s Mexico,’ he insisted.