Priti Patel has ordered the execution of a man who held a sign referring to her as a “fascist”, it’s emerged.

The man held a small sign which had “Priti Fascist” written on it while he was stood outside the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester.

Once the Home Secretary had spotted the sign using CCTV, she told the police to use their new powers against protestors to shoot the man.

Priti Patel has defended her actions against the protestor.

“We cannot have my character called into question. The idea that I am a fascist is absolutely ridiculous and I will have anyone executed who thinks otherwise,” she told the media.

Mass graves are already being dug in several cities to cope with the startling demand.