President Trump has offered to help key states with their vote-counting efforts but has admitted he’d prefer to keep the counting under 10.

Several key states are still in the balance, causing a delay in announcing the results.

While vote counting volunteers are working tirelessly, President Trump believes the counting would be better left in his hands.

‘I don’t want any cheating going on so I’d be happy to do the counting. I know all the numbers,’ he told the press, demonstrating by counting from one-to-ten on his fingers.

Sadly, for the president, the numbers typically go way beyond ten and into the hundreds and thousands.

‘I can get to twenty if I can take my shoes off,’ he insisted. ‘Twenty-and-a-half if I take off my pants.’

No state has accepted President Trump’s generous offer at this time.